But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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