I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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