He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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