Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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