I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize