Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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