I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
false alarm. still invincible.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
My dick has a subreddit
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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