saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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