The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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