She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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