so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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