Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
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I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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