I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?