Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (906): View more from Michigan

  didnt we say no more talking to eachother

  (906): View more from Michigan

  it will help you get over me i promise

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  im horny

  (906): View more from Michigan

  ok i will unlock the door

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (906): didnt we say no more talking to eachother (906): it will help you get over me i promise (414): im horny (906): ok i will unlock the door http://tfl.nu/m6ae
  Replies (16) Good night (2718) Bad night (685)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there. http://tfl.nu/qu8f
  Replies (15) Good night (604) Bad night (5005)
• Favorite

  (443): View more from Maryland

  a queef is a wish your heart makes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (443): a queef is a wish your heart makes. http://tfl.nu/o0oa
  Replies (20) Good night (1362) Bad night (3229)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21? http://tfl.nu/nv55
  Replies (6) Good night (4121) Bad night (1005)
• Favorite

  (714): View more from California

  so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (714): so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"? http://tfl.nu/sml3
  Replies (20) Good night (4905) Bad night (1296)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps. http://tfl.nu/bl0l
  Replies (24) Good night (790) Bad night (5606)
• Favorite

  (786): View more from Florida

  And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (786): And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots. http://tfl.nu/xlfm
  Replies (3) Good night (3192) Bad night (966)
• Favorite

  (408): View more from California

  we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (408): we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good. http://tfl.nu/45si
  Replies (3) Good night (2151) Bad night (1034)
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs. http://tfl.nu/sez7
  Replies (9) Good night (1172) Bad night (3139)
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me. http://tfl.nu/habi
  Replies (16) Good night (3640) Bad night (1020)
• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of? http://tfl.nu/fxpe
  Replies (3) Good night (1789) Bad night (528)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water http://tfl.nu/62v1
  Replies (2) Good night (514) Bad night (1674)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask. http://tfl.nu/zz6r
  Replies (7) Good night (1203) Bad night (565)
• Favorite

  (951): View more from California

  I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (951): I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card http://tfl.nu/akau
  Replies (2) Good night (673) Bad night (369)
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am http://tfl.nu/u9dt
  Replies (3) Good night (508) Bad night (279)

Randomize