the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.