Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(818): View more from California

i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick

Fav 4 807 1543
share tweet
(734): View more from Michigan

TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny

Fav 24 1338 3660
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(608): View more from Wisconsin

How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?

(1-608): View more from Wisconsin

myspace Music?

Fav 98 4588 1840
share tweet
(513): View more from Ohio

They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.

Fav 8 4043 1004
share tweet
19 Characteristics That Make People Instantly Attractive
Read it at the TFLN blog
(518): View more from New York

i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday

Fav 10 3278 1127
share tweet
(319): View more from Iowa

He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle

(648): View more from

Since when is drunk an angle?

Fav 12 7560 1273
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(217): View more from Illinois

Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.

Fav 9 4968 1268
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(509): View more from Washington

btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...

(480): View more from Arizona

gifts from me to you. you're welcome.

Fav 2 1261 629
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(419): View more from Ohio

So... How much of our rent is drug money?

Fav 1 322 195
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT