That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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