Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
The air taste purple.
Randomize
