going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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