Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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