eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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