Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(817): View more from Texas

You're completely useless in the revolution.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I haven't been this sober since birth.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.

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(516): View more from New York

I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."

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(206): View more from Washington

Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.

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(716): View more from New York

I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.

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(812): View more from Indiana

we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling

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