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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure

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• (972): View more from Texas

  i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..

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• (909): View more from California

  do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?

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  and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.

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