yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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