There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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