when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Randomize
