Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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