Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Boobs speak an international language.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
