Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
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