Please, let me fuck your mom
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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