yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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