she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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