Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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