Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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