Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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