you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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