i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she told me i tasted like america
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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