that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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