I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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