Dual....:-)
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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