You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
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Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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