Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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