I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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