let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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