Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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