no. you can't hotbox the world.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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