I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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