um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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