butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
