To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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