i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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