I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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