someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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