found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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