oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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