One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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