so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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