we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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