I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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