Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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