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your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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