If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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