You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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