This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
