Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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I need you to use more vowels.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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