What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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