its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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