There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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