Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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