Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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