just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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