We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize