But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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