That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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