At least make sure they are 18
Why
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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